André’s Steakhouse – "Intelligent Dining Soulloutions" Tee
Step into the world of fine dining delusion with the André’s Steakhouse shirt — a tribute to one of the most iconic Cum Town bits ever uttered. Featuring the signature “intelligent hands” pose and the immortal tagline “Intelligent Dining Soulloutions,” this shirt is equal parts haute cuisine and low-IQ chaos.
Wear it to your next business dinner at a strip mall steakhouse that’s also a car wash. Nod solemnly when someone asks you about André’s patented “sizzle management system.” Let them know you only dine where the chef smokes inside.
Printed on premium fabric, perfect for both ironic brunches and sincere emotional breakdowns.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Jon Play Some Games
- Email: jon-play-some-games-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
André’s Steakhouse – "Intelligent Dining Soulloutions" Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|